The Second Post

This was to be the second post of this blog. Let us refresh some definitions.

Post-
1. A wooden or metallic spike, most commonly used vertically in the ground for the purpose of anchoring a fence or other similar structures.
2. A physical notice, bulletin or letter.
3. A prefix to denote an object, word, idea or any other thing, coming after something else. (i.e. postmortem, means "after death")
4. An informative, recreational, or just plain dumb combination of words which are placed conspicuously on a social networking site, other Internet resource or blog.

Second-
1. A small measurement of time, 1/60th of a minute, 1/3600th of an hour, 1/86400th of a day, etc. . .
2. After the first. The position held by the number 2. Also used to designate the next oldest from the eldest child (i.e. the second born). The item of business that comes post-premiere
3. Second(s) is often used to inform others of one's intention to get more food. "I believe I will have seconds now." See First(s)


Now I ask you, is this the second post? I think not! Do you want to know why? Because it is the first! Why is it the first? Because the original first post is being held hostage by my wonderful co-author. So, any further delays will now be blamed on. . . her. *humph*