Ninja Laptops

I sit in my room typing. I hear the low "whir"ing of my computer as I contemplate my inevitable doom. Today I took a risk. It was a necessary risk. I just hope they fall for the decoy. I keep looking over my shoulder. I almost expect to see one in the periphery. They are such elusive contraptions.

There was a time when I didn't fear them. But that was before I started to hunt them. . .

This is how I have felt while researching laptops. There are some that want to be found so badly, it is almost like they are hunting you down. I looked on Walmart.com first. The next day my mom gets an email from them with laptop offers. . . creepy. That was the decoy. There are other laptops that I can just sense are out there, hiding. They are such great deals that they just have to make it hard. These are the Ninja Laptops. The Laptops that are beyond my ability to find because they reside on some obscure Hipster website that requires me to know random trivia about the expanded universe of Doctor Who and how it relates to Complex Number Theory (What is a "happy" Prime?).

Anyway, the Internet is a fickle multi-headed beast. Some heads shout really loud, others would prefer to remain in the fringe. . . I'm rambling, aren't I? I tend to over Analogize things.

Time to dive back into the research pool to swim with the Laptops.